Hi, I'm Marcus Ryan.

  • Award-winning storyteller
  • Award-nominated comedian
  • Bit of a dickhead

I get paid to tell jokes. When I'm not telling jokes I travel. Mostly I do both at the same time.

I've told dick jokes professionally in 40+ countries, in 6 continents in English and Spanish.

Travelled to 60+ countries.

I speak English, poor Spanish & fluent in sarcasm.

I'm shit at updating this website. So best you go visit Facebook, Twitter or Instagram for more recent updates.

All found @itsmarcusryan

Gracias / Thanks