Hi, I'm Marcus Ryan.

  • Award-winning storyteller
  • Award-nominated comedian
  • Bit of a dickhead

I get paid to tell jokes. When I'm not telling jokes I travel.

Luckily I'm able to do both.

I've told dick jokes professionally in 40+ countries in 6 continents.

Travelled to 60+ countries.

I speak English, horrible Spanish & fluent in sarcasm.

I'm shit at updating this website. So best you go visit Facebook, Twitter or Instagram for more recent updates.

All found @itsmarcusryan

Gracias / Thanks